“So,” Sunstreaker asked, “how’d you end up Ratchet’s pet anyway?"

I got to almost the very end of Semantics 3, wrote that line, and took a break and wrote this entirely new piece. YES, I am munching on crow pie as I type. I wrote something completely new. I should be shot at dawn for this.

Honestly, I don't even know where this one came from. It's one of the more odd things I've written lately, but it was at the same time one of the more satisfying pieces I've written in a while. I guess Ratchet just had something to say. He must have, because it takes some serious chutzpah to shove Sunstreaker out of the spotlight.

Anyway, apologies in advance, because it's kind of a weird one. But I give you Phoenix.